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So awkward.
I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea
It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea
wait what
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
someone: you don’t have to change yourself for me :)
me: listen, my guy, I have a different fabricated personality for every person in my life, so if you have any critiques lmk
“Sing to me, Paolo.”
The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) dir. Jim Falli cant believe you made the lizzie mcguire movie look like some indie film
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“Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word “bottom” in their surname.“
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.
He paved the way for future trolls and I fear that most of us have not lived up to the standards he set.
im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired
